Jesus Invades George: An Alternative History Book

JESUS INVADES GEORGE is a grand satirical vision thatemploys the same comic voice as The Dice Man to answer the simplequestion: What would have happened if George Bushhad awakened one morning in early 2007 and found he'd become possessed byJesus?The answer is plenty. When Jesus forcesGeorge to start talking about withdrawing all American forces from the Middle East,the men who have made George desperately begin plotting to stop him. In this hilarious history you will also learn:Why Karl believed that his Policyof Eternal War would mean Republican governments 'til death do us part. How George, in Sadr Citywith only a single body guard, survived many assassination attempts, only to benearly done in by a pizza. What happened when Jesus andGeorge made love to Laura. How George, in the Holy Land, almost walked on water. What happened when Laura hired theworld's foremost exorcist to rid George of the Terrible Spirit possessing him. How Hillary and Barack suddenlyfound they were to the right ofGeorge on just about every issue and didn't know how to deal with it. And finally, what happened whenDick and Don rallied the establishment to save the nation from the Christianterrorist George.Andhow the 2008 election turned out and the world lived happily ever after. Ornot. LUKE RHINEHART has published three other books with Authorhouse:WHIM, WHITE WIND, BLACK RIDER, and NAKED BEFORE THE WORLD. All are availablefrom either www.authorhouse.com or www.authorhouse.co.uk.

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